Capitol Hill's No Clothing Couple

There are so many things I could say right now about moving back to Seattle, the transition (or lack of) but..
I really just want to send a shout out to the "No Clothing" couple who live across from Greg and Jess. I've been camping out in their (Greg and Jess's of course) new condo for the last week or so and these kids have kept me occupied the entire time. Before Greg left for Baltimore, he gave me a heads up.
"Be sure to look out for the couple across the way. They're always missing one piece of clothing."
Sure thing, Greg.
The beauty about this totally wonderful due is that they were never fully clothed but always partly unclothed.
Mary and I spent a good hour just watching them put up a tapestry in their new apartment. He wasn't wearing a shirt and she wasn't wearing pants (a woman after my own heart.) They sort of absentmindedly roamed around the room, tapping on walls ("no sir, you don't actually need a stud to hang up a tapestry. News flash: it's fabric."), looking at the ceiling and genuinely trying to figure out the best place for their totally lame tapestry. This couple is completely out of that era that some of our parents are from. You know, the one where they were hippies with kids and lots of plants and their houses smelled like cumin? "No Clothing" couple is recalling those days for all of us. Thanks guys, you rock.