Welcome To August

This is how we do.

#1 Ending sketches of biggest July/Aug Project: Operation Make Petey Pretty

What to do when it's 110 degrees and you feel like a sausage? Unscrew that fire hydrant baby, the cops will look the other way....

.... Or you get drunk and make slasher movies in the shower because it's too hot to make them in the living room....

I know this looks porny but, well, I couldn't resist. For those of you going through puberty (or for those of you who know someone who is) take it from me; the fastest way to a hairy chest is sewing a faux fur costume in 105 degree heat. Humidity amore fur. So this is me people, one time only (!) with a furry chest.