Dear Pack Rat Girlfriend;

I will miss you so much. You have really made the view from my window so much more interesting since you moved in last year. I used to think my view of the Space Needle was so riveting. Watching the monorail was so fun! Until you moved in.
Before you moved in with your boyfriend he was all clean. When he was alone, you could see the floor - he was so boring and organized. But you. YOU Pack Rat Girlfriend, you made his life a living hell of mail piles, clothes everywhere, and the explosion of nick knacks you brought with you. You are a like a little human tornado. Did you guys break up? Did you loose him in your mess? Where did you go?