Totally embarassing bird facts

Wow. I can't believe it's been an enitre week since I've updated this fucker. Sorry to the 2.5 people in the world reading this. I've been working and working and eating and sleeping (the usual) and I just haven't had the time. Promise to write an enitre novella tomorrow. It's almost halloween and I've got to go thrift shopping with Ben now.
Who know about birds? My bird keeps pickin at himself. I can't tell if he's agressively grooming or pulling out his feathers.
For those who don't know anything about birds: my bird masterbates. All the time. Seriously. Don't tell anyone.