You Haven't Lived Until You've Covered Your Do's and Don'ts

I love Vice magazine. I religiously follow the "do's and don'ts" section. Over the years it's been the unfailing source of a good belly laugh every single time. Here's a taste of some new favorites. If you want to check out more go to www.vicemag.com"This is like the greek nerd version of those Wild & Crazy Guys but with less wild and crazy and more BO."



















"Asian dudes are already starting at a machismo disadvantage. Throwing girls’ jeans and a pink purse into the mix is like putting a bonnet on a baby panda."

















"DO NOT approach a robot or a mime or a guy in a costume that the party promoter hired to liven things up. You will bomb. It’s like the Bermuda Triangle of riffing and, once you’re in it, the only way to get out is to physically assault the thing."